WWI+Facebook

If you make a new page (like, if you make a wiki page for Austria-Hungary and want to update that profile, then you need to write the "I am editing" note only on the top of THAT page. In other words, one person can actually be editing the france page at the same time that someone is editing the Austria-Hungary page. Why? Because they are different pages. However, one page can only have one active editor at a time.
 * Don't forget to type "I'm editing right now, signed Your Name" at the top of any page you are changing, save it, and then make changes. If you don't, your work might not be saved! Also, don't forget to delete that before you finish!**

Let's make a facebook page for WWI.

You can create new pages, for example, each of the countries needs a profile page. To create a new page, just click "New Page" along the left side, create it, and any time you reference that country, create a link to the new wiki page.

To get some inspiration, check out what slate.com has done to satirize the Obama presidency as told by Facebook.

Make the updates below here, but please don't delete the above text.



=Who is editing?= Max Barnes is editing.

**Live Feed** Germany became friends with Austria-Hungary
 * France dislikes this
 * Russia dislikes this

France became friends with Russia
 * France: Yeah man, lets hit it up sometime!

Germany joins group "Powerful Navies"
 * United Kingdom : Hey, this is our group!
 * United Kingdom dislikes this

United Kingdom friends France

United Kingdom friends Russia

Black Hand deletes Archduke Franz Ferdinand
 * Austria-Hungary dislikes this

Austria-Hungary posted a picture: Lest we forget. RIP Archduke Franz Ferdinand. Stupid Serbs

Austria-Hungary disfriends Serbia

Serbia became friends with Russia

Austria-Hungary declares war on Serbia
 * Russia dislikes this

Russia declares war on Austria-Hungary Germany declares war on Russia
 * Austria-Hungary dislikes this
 * Germany dislikes this
 * Russia dislikes this
 * France dislikes this
 * United Kingdom dislikes this

France declares war on Germany
 * Austria-Hungary dislikes this
 * Germany dislikes this

Germany invades France
 * France dislikes this
 * United Kingdom dislikes this
 * Belgium : We're in the way, jerks!
 * Germany : Meh. Sucks to be you guys.
 * Belgium dislikes this
 * Russia dislikes this
 * Austria-Hungary likes this

Italy became a fan of Adriatic Coast.

France - but i am le tired :( :(
 * United Kingdom: then take a nap... AND THEN FIRE THE MISSILES!
 * Russia : ЯOFL
 * ======Austria-Hungary: Your cool.======
 * ======Germany: .......grow up.======

Belgium joins group "Conquered Nations"
 * Great Britain dislikes this
 * France dislikes this
 * Russia dislikes this

Great Britain declares war on Germany
 * France likes this
 * Russia likes this
 * Austria-Hungary dislikes this
 * Germany dislikes this

Great Britain declares war on Austria-Hungary
 * France likes this
 * Russia likes this
 * Austria-Hungary dislikes this
 * Germany dislikes this

Great Britain posted a picture to the group "Allies": Let's go guys!

United States of America joins the group "Sell Weapons to All"
 * Great Britain: Wow, are you serious? >:(
 * Great Britain dislikes this
 * France dislikes this
 * Germany : Screw you guys. (America, you better watch out)
 * Austria-Hungary dislikes this

Great Britain tagged Germany in a video: media type="youtube" key="qdidX4UIJGk" height="385" width="480"

Belgium - hi life, you suck! :[

Switzerland - la la la la la la la la

Austria-Hungary - Franz Ferdinand R.I.P

United States - need guns? text Woodrow Wilson. We've got what you need.

Russia - three years of hell...finally over.. ughhh. :[

France - P.O'd..

United States - "war to end all wars"
 * Germany: don't blame me... :'(

France - just got PWNED :( damn Germans!

United States - $$$$$$ HOLLAAAA!!!

 Italy - majorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr mobilizationnn

France - you started it...
 * Switzerland - i feel like im SO in the middle of everythingggg. blahh!
 * United State - blingggggggggg :)
 * France - AHHHHHHHHHHH >:((((((((
 * Russia - .motherland.
 * Switzerland - ✰ ☂♡ ✇ ♨ ✄ ♻ ✼ ♫ doo dee daaa da! We control your banks. suck it.
 * United States - did work.
 * Germany: Lucky.
 * United States: We made hella dollar, bling bling b*tches.

United States tagged Germany and Great Britain in a photo:
 * Great Britain: Germany, wtf. It was a passenger ship.
 * Germany: whatevs.
 * United States: Not cool dude, not cool. We need to talk.....NOW!
 * Germany: Uh..alright?

United States has removed Germany from their friends.

United States has declared war on Germany
 * Germany : really. really?

Rasputin became a fan of "Beards" Rasputin changed his profile picture: Rasputin tagged "beards" in this photo.
 * France : déplaisant
 * Germany : gross
 * Russia : lay off guys

United States tagged Germany in a photo: still pisssed.
 * Germany : SORRY. gaahd
 * United States: It's kind of too late for sorry, see you in Europe..fools.
 * Germany: 0_o
 * United States: >:)

Czar Nicolas II: I will fight this war!!! Go horsey go!!!!
 * Russia : what are you doing???
 * Rasputin: Don't go!!!!
 * Russia: Why not?
 * Rasputin: I...love...you...just look into my eyes and everything will be okay....
 * Russia: wtf..mate?
 * Rasputin: Everything will be okay, just hold my hand...
 * Russia: Stop rubbing me.
 * Rasputin: Mmmm...delish.

Rasputin is poisined Rasputin becomes alive Rasputin is shot Rasputin becomes alive Rasputin is shot Rasputin becomes alive Rasputin is shot Rasputin becomes alive Rasputin is in a rug Rasputin is hit by a rock on the head Rasputin is hit by a rock on the head Rasputin is hit by a rock on the head Rasputin is hit by a rock on the head Rasputin is hit by a rock on the head Rasputin is hit by a rock on the head Rasputin is hit by a rock on the head Rasputin is hit by a rock on the head Rasputin: Ow... Rasputin is hit by a rock on the head Rasputin is hit by a rock on the head Rasputin is hit by a rock on the head
 * Rasputin wrote: really guys? Kill me already...

Rasputin drowns in a river.
 * Gulb gulp gulb gulp.

Rasputin has deleted his facebook. Alexander von Kluck off to catch some zzzz's 12:15 am Alexander von Kluck can't sleep, this dump smells like rotting flesh Alexander von Kluck gas has been detected...can't find my mask X/ Alexander von Kluck ha haha jk false alarm Alexander von Kluck is exchanging gifts with [|André] the frenchie Alexander von Kluck fighting has resumed, and i think i just shot [|André]....woops my bad
 * Tsarina Alexandra dislikes this

France ughh my life sucksss >:/
 * Germany: Dude shut the hell up, we've lost way more then you.
 * France: Wait, remind me who completely demolished my country?
 * Germany: okay. lets think here. I am giving up like everything I own. including 3 billion english pounds, AND Alsace-Lorraine (to who?!!?), AND my entire freaking military. do NOT go there. We have been destroyed. Uh..who won the war?
 * __Austria-Hungary:__ Yeah seriously, c'mon France...not like 90% of your troops suffered casualties...just saying.
 * Germany: oooooooohhhhh need some ice for that burn?! literally. har har har.
 * France: STFU WE HELLA DIED IN THIS WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!!11one
 * __USA__ : yo guys quit trollin. maybe you should think with your wallets and you'd be almost as cool and successful as me. not to brag though yo
 * Germany: Ugh just go away
 * Italy: OMG LMAO this is the funniest thing ive ever seen XDD
 * Germany: wtf Italy. Mr. I'm-changing-sides-depending-on-who's-winning.... come on.
 * France: hahaha owned.

Great Britain: The war is over!!!!!
 * France likes this
 * Germany dislikes this
 * United States likes this
 * Austria-Hungary dislikes this
 * Russia: Who cares
 * France: Quiters!!!!
 * United states: Money Money Money
 * Russia: I was Rasputin was here to see this.
 * United States: $ $ $ :D

United States posted a picture: U.S.... we pwn.

November 11, 11am Germany surrenders
 * Great Britain: Make a wish :)
 * United States: I wish for $ :D

Japan: Can anybody help us find our three people?

France created the event "Paris Peace Conference"
 * USA, France, Great Britain , Italy and 8 others, are attending this event
 * Germany wrote: not cool.... we weren't invited eff you guys.
 * United States : ....sucks for you.
 * France: shut up, Germany. you still owe us the rhineland.
 * Italy: can we please have the coast. i mean you promised us it Great Britain and France.
 * United States: hmm...
 * United States: We'll talk about it when we get to the peace conference. For now, just chill, relax, and rebuild your country.
 * France: Yeah that sounds good, I still want the Rhineland.
 * Germany: Dude not cool. The United States said we'd sort it out later. Can't you just leave us alone?
 * France: Dude we totally owned you.
 * United States: Lets take it easy here guys, we'll talk about everything later.
 * Italy: Lol!

Paris Peace Conference tagged Germany in a photo:

France: Uhhh. i know this is kinda bad timing but we are getting REALLY sick over here.... Germany: Same here. Great Britain: I'm sorry to hear about your illness France... SERVES YOU RIGHT GERMANY!!! Germany: Dude chill, we already said we were sorry. Great Britain: Whatever, feel better France. Germany: this is [|legit] Russia: This is [|better!!!]